Keira Knightley upset with Lindsay Lohan

Keira Knightley is “furious” at Lindsay Lohan for quiting the Dylan Thomas movie "The Best Time Of Our Lives".

Lindsay Lohan quit the cast (which by the way was written by Keira Knightley’s mom Sharman Macdonald) because of "contractual issues".

Sounds like Lohan ditched the cast in the last minute and left the movie in a lurch. Probably over money, but no one has said that to the press yet, so I'm just spreading rumors.

Things I Learned from American Idol with Sanjaya

Sanjaya presented the Top 10 list on Letterman on Monday of this week. Pretty funny = Things I learned from American Idol

10. The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.

9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.

8. It’s very important to “Keep it real, dawg.”

7. I should have gone for the immunity idol – oh wait, that’s “Survivor.”

6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he’s a total jerk.

5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.

4. When you forget the words, just do this.

(Sanjaya belts out a riff like“Ohhhhhhhh”)

3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”

2. Nothing.

1. America loves performers with bad hair – right, Dave?